You know your self maintenance has hit an all time low when your kid helpfully suggests using your heels to grate cheese because they “are so sharp and broken….like a cheese grater.”
So helpful. Look kid I know Mommy looks
a little rough, but its bacause I spend all my time time looking after you you ungrateful little…. and doesn’t have any time left for herself.
I really do need to take better care of myself though, doctors orders. He apparently doesn’t have kids. Or a thyroid condition.
I have to do something though. This morning I started regretting my very open and blunt relationship with my hair dresser when she told me I look like an extra off The Walking Dead. *sigh*
Mommy needs a holiday.