Cheese grater heels

You know your self maintenance has hit an all time low when your kid helpfully suggests using your heels to grate cheese because they “are so sharp and broken….like a cheese grater.”

So helpful.  Look kid I know Mommy looks a little rough, but its bacause I spend all my time time looking after you you ungrateful little…. and doesn’t have any time left for herself.

I really do need to take better care of myself though, doctors orders.  He apparently doesn’t have kids.  Or a thyroid condition. 

I have to do something though. This morning I started regretting my very open and blunt relationship with my hair dresser when she told me I look like an extra off The Walking Dead.  *sigh*   

Mommy needs a holiday. 


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