Thyroid Mari. Get it, my name is Mari, and I have a thyroid condition. Thyroid Mary? Typhoid Mary? THYROID Ma….oh forget it!
Sometimes I hate my family’s lack of world history.
Of course it doesn’t help that my mother in
her infinite wisdom spelt my name different than normal so everyone thinks my name is Marri or something. Mari, like MARY! I’ve given up correcting people. Oh wait I just did…
Speaking of world history, I love it. LOVE IT!!! But I’m very glad I live now, what with the “die a slow and terrable death due to your medical condition” situation if I lived any other time in history. Ill take “horrable ways to die for 400 Alex”